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You are so fired.
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No kidding.
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Ooh. Valentine's Day card. It?s pretty.
And meticulously1 hand painted.
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Whoever sent you that must really love you.
And be loaded with talent.
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It?s beautiful. Thanks.
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So are we still on for tomorrow night?
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Oh. Not only are we on,
I got reservations at La Petite Fleur.
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Ooh. That place is so pretentious2.
I?ve been dying to go there.
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Boys! Get your little fannies inside.
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Guys?
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Oh, poor Lynette.
She doesn?t get a new nanny soon, she?s gonna implode3.
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Hey guys. Who you hiding from?
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Our mom. She wants to spank4 us.
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Why, did you do something bad?
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Well, if you hide out too long,
she?ll get worried. And then she?ll just get madder.
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You know what I say?
Go on home, take your lumps.
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Decent chance you?ll have the rest of the day to play.
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Come on, climb aboard. All right!
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Pretty impressive.
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Oh, I love kids.
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Can?t wait to have my own some day.
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- We don?t want to get spanked5.
- Yeah, we promise we?ll be good.
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Too late, you stole.
And then you lied.
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Even worse:
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You made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey,
who you know is Mommy's sworn enemy.
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Time to pick your poison.
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How about a belt? It?s a classic.
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Well, we could go with the old hickory stick.
It?s a clich? but it?s pretty effective.
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I know, we?ll go with the spatula6.
The holes give it less wind resistance.
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Moves faster.
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No!
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Guys! My hands are tied.
Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works.
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- Unless...
- Unless what?
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For a first time offense7, if you swear, cross your heart,
that you will never, never steal again,
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and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology,
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- I will let it slide.
- OK, OK. We swear!
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All right, start with
Dear Mrs. McCluskey.
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Mommy, why are you smiling?
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- Do you know what psychological warfare8 means?
- No.
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Well, too bad for you.
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OK, start with a big M, little c.
Good.
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Rex and I are hosting a dinner party for 10 next week.
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We?re using our best china
and serving duck.
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- So, you and Rex are a couple again?
- Yes.
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You know that?s one of the things
I hated most about our separation:
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Not being able to throw dinner parties.
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There?s just something so civilized9
and elegant about them, don?t you think?
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I take it you?ve resolved your feelings
about his infidelity?
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Let?s just say that I put them in an imaginary box
and don?t plan on looking at them for a while.
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Do you think that?s the healthiest way
to achieve a reconciliation10?
